Patti Stanger’s Back with a Season 5 on Bravo
Let me start by saying that its good to see Patti again. But, um, is it me, or did she have a little somethin’ somethin’ done to that face? Her eyes definitely looked different and no amount of eye shadow was hiding that lift. (OK, maybe I’m jealous and would love a little lift myself.)
On to the good stuff! The dates!
The Millionaire Matchmaker Tries to Coach Her Male Clients
As a dating coach for women over 40, I always look forward to the part where she tries to coach her clients before they meet their matches. Not everyone is opento feedback or willing to look at how they may be contributing to their own singleness.
Gary – hmmm, what can I say? He’s a strange dude no question. In his video, Gary said he’s a clean freak and would make a girl take a shower before dinner and dancing even if she’d already taken one that morning.
I guess he wasn’t thinking about a first date – that would be rather awkward wouldn’t it? “I know we just met, but did you by any chance already take a shower today?”
Can you imagine that one? He wasn’t a bad looking guy but he did make a lot of funny faces, especially when Patti was interviewing him. Seemed like he was squirming in his pants – so to speak. Patti claimed he had some type of multiple personality disorder, yet she introduced him to some of LA’s finest women any way.
Gary chose Bonnie because he wanted to … well Patti always says the “penis does the picking.” Their date was uncomfortable with Bonnie freaking in the helicopter. Is that the best some of these guys can do – take a helicopter ride? I just don’t get the romance in that.
Lastly, asking if he could kiss her showed a surprising lack of confidence in his manly abilities.
On the other hand we have the hunky, Italian born Micheal who likes to test women. What ever happened to conversation?
What would you have done if this good looking guy decided to dress you up and take photos on your first date? I’m thinking “Exit stage left,” for any of you who remember the cartoon with Snaggle-puss. Could this smart, successful international businessman really believe this was fun for anyone but himself?
Patti Stanger Throws Another Guy Out
Michael’s fight with Patti at the end was lame. Dramatic as ever, Patti throws the guy out. While he appeared to be putting up a fight and pointing his finger at her, what came across to me was the producers probably asked him to pick a fight and he didn’t really have his heart in it. Not to worry because Patti can do drama with her eyes closed and hands tied behind her back.
Won’t it be interesting this season to see who she fixes herself up with now that’s she’s looking. For me, inquiring minds want to know what she did with that diamond engagement ring – it was massive!